If you’d like to place a Facebook ad promoting sex education & health, their ad guidelines stipulate that you must target it so that only users over the age of 18 to see it. No sex ed for teens: no contraception, no condoms. Then again, on Facebook, dating ads are supposed to be restricted to single users only, and no one is permitted to see ads for webcams, no matter how old or boring they might be. (via socialmediocrity)
Claiming the need to “purify the Internet’s cultural environment and protect the healthy development of minors,” China is seeking to punish Google, Baidu — the leading search engine in China — and other web portals simply for providing search results containing links to porn. (via VentureBeat)
The iHand Massage app unlocks control of the vibrator inside your iPhone. (via sexuality.about.com, via Gizmodo)

After a round of phony Twitter.com links circulated this weekend in a pretty big phishing scheme, what’s left is a this morning there’s a new and unrelated hot mess of hacked accounts, captured pre-deletion by Wired contributor Mat Honan. Here, Britney heads to Pinkberry with her vagina dentata; Fox News outs Bill O’Reilly; and Facebook goes in drag for a moment as a tawdry AdultFriendFinder knock-off.

(CSS how-to photomontage by exey, via Taylor McKnight)
From sex, art, and politics, the most queer theory-packed of the smart sex Tumblr scene, here’s a bit of intertextual courtroom teevee reading on the meaning of intercourse. Where cocks are concerned, sci-fi comes out not only with obvious shades of Foucault and Harraway (interrogation scenes! cyborgs!), but more compassionate, than “reality” cable.
The eagle-eyed Joanne McNeil of The Tomorrow Museum spotted this aside in an item on Washingtonienne author and blogger Jessica Cutler’s wedding: she’s writing a new book, which involves spaceships. “Jessica actually texted to ask me if I wanted to collaborate on the next book (how 21st Century! It’s like we’re living in Gossip Girl!)” explained author Michael Malice. My excuse for missing the original story, you choose: that the reception was deemed a “flash mob,” or that there was an ass-shaped cake.

ABC News notes that the 25th Anniversary of the Mid-Atlantic Leather Weekend immediately precedes the inauguration of Barack Obama. “A spokeswoman for Obama said the president-elect would probably not attend any of the Leather Weekend events.” Probably. (via Gawker, photo via mmmmmbreed)

In a charming slap, Ainsley Drew of The Rumpus filed the interview she didn’t do with sex writer Susannah Breslin anyway. (The Rumpus is a smart new group blog salon founded by writer Stephen Elliot.)